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Imagine if the ICC made a major error
We all know that in this perfect world the ICC never make an error. Imagine that this isn’t a perfect world and that they did make errors. Imagine that in this error riddled world the ICC had to...
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The ICC win even before the world cup
There’s no need to imagine, the truth is out there. The ICC have released a PDF that hundreds or thousands of people have read the exact text that the ICC were asked to cover up by the police. The...
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Pinch the ICC, because this aint real
The ICC host their most important tournament. Along with the local authorities, they do everything they can to make sure the players and officials are safe and secure. Then a guy walks in who speaks...
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The ICC takes the world out of the World Cup: Fight for your right to Borren
The ICC is a group of upwardly static fools that make cricket administracrats look like an inbred cult that only feed on farm animals with manners. These people shouldn’t be allowed to watch the...
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God hates the associates claims the ICC
The latest ICC press statement is rather clear: “For such are false apostles,…. Such as those he had in view, who sought an occasion to depress him, and exalt themselves, and to get money from the ICC;...
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The official ICC guide to cricket formats
The ICC contacted us so that we could come up with a detailed explanation of all the cricket formats. Test Cricket: It’s sort of like long term relationship sex. Sometimes nothing can happen for five...
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Occupy Lord’s
Whilst I was lost in Lisbon I found a whole bunch of unwashed people sitting in front of some big old building. At first it seemed too random a place to be occupied, but after a quick look at their...
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silencing ottis
Ottis Gibson wakes up and knows something is wrong. It all feels different now. He checks his wallet; it’s lighter than he thinks it should be, but it’s still there. His phone is switched off, but it...
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player power loses to boards’ might (there is no politics in cricket)
The ICC press release on the new members of the cricket committee said: “Kumar Sangakkara and Laxman Sivaramakrishnan were recently elected by a vote of the 10 Test captains, and will serve on the...
View ArticleThe new chief warden and his brown gloves: Dave Richardson ICC CEO
America gets to vote on whether they want to be run by a Mormon with a cricketers name or a guy some of their country is convinced is a suicide bomber in waiting. But if they get off work on stupid...
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